The worlds most fearless animal...

[[JiF]ALargeWoodenBadger]

The Honey Badger, may be known as the "worlds most fearless animal" but at the last Badger family reunion they were simply known as Aunt Jenny's "special" kids (For the sake of aunt Jenny nobody dares mention the kids venom habit). I mean the kids are out of control but what do you expect when daddy spends his every waking moment chasing some wild honey? Maybe if aunt Jenny had been a little sweeter he would have been content just to share his snake with her rather then jumping some bird he doesn't even know. Anyhow, family gossip has it that little Jerry, aunt Jenny's youngest, is doing three or four Puff Adders a day. He's too stupid to die from it but it's a wonder he hasn't been kicked out of school, not that it would make any difference given his marks.

http://break.com/index/worlds-most-fearless-animal.html

[[JiF]Mentat]

Badger family intervention time....

Of course, this hints at the badgers greatest weakness. Smearing the rear of any badger tank with honey will cause him to turn in circles trying to locate said honey, infinitum. Also, covertly decorating a badgers territory with Christmas decorations and other holiday effigies in combination with the honey tactic will just about drive the normal badger insane making him prone to attack even inanimate objects such as trees, rocks and cars. In the late spring as honey apples ferment, badgers can be found lounging about these groves feasting on the intoxicating fruit in complete inebriated stupor. This is why the late spring full moon is the best time for badger females to attract a mate. Male badgers often refer to this fermented augmentation as, "honey goggles".

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[[JiF]ALargeWoodenBadger]

hee hee hee, Hey Mentat, why did I know you would be the first to respond?

[[JiF]Mentat]

I am in no way laying blame on Monty Python, I just want to subpoena him...

[[JiF]Stepovich]

"Lap dance proximity sensor"



Seems Mentat has your number Badger

[[JiF]ALargeWoodenBadger]

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Seems Mentat has your number Badger

So why doesn't he call?