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If you hate your job... read this!

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I just got this one in my inbox :lol:

When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:


On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson .

Be very sure you get this brand . When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a
table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins....



Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'



Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'



HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!


*Disclaimer - If you do happen to work in the quality control department at Johnson & Johnson my apoligies and no offence
I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".
That way everyone in the country can get wasted drinking Responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink Responsibly".
Probably will annoy the government as well.
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Hoo boy. At least there is no "butt plug tester", is there? P.S. Are you a Vikings fan, DJ?
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[JiF]Melon Farmer wrote:P.S. Are you a Vikings fan, DJ?
Yes, quite the disappointment with the QB (again) this year, we have firmed up defence, and have an awesome running back but there are no surprises this year with the fact that everyone now knows that he is awesome. But with limited passing ability we are going to have a very hard time opening up the running game.

I was really hoping that they were going to beat Green Bay on Monday, was still an interesting 4th quarter but no such luck...

I still ended up getting 10 of my pool picks right, so not too bad of a start.
I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".
That way everyone in the country can get wasted drinking Responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink Responsibly".
Probably will annoy the government as well.
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I was in the womb the last time the Lions won the championship, and that was like nine years before Super Bowl I. Not only that, but they are already in mid-season form!
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that is quite possibly excellent! well done that man.

i did know an amazing joke but ive lost in my box of in.
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