When life gives you lemons...

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When life gives you lemons...

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funny/creative endings to the old adage

I'll start out with

... squeeze 'em into a super soaker, and aim for the eyes!
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bite em after doing a shot of Tequila (100% Agave only)
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make lemonade and add vodka.
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I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".
That way everyone in the country can get wasted drinking Responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink Responsibly".
Probably will annoy the government as well.
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life is trying to tell you something. :)
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don't sit on 'em if you have hemorroids
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Eat'em with a smile! :lol:

If you can!
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Squeeze 'em 'til the pips squeak
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