Exercise for Older Adults

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Exercise for Older Adults

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Being as there are a few aging youngsters on this forum, I thought I'd share this email I found in my inbox this morning... :D

EXERCISE FOR OLDER ADULTS...... Begin by standing on a comfortable surf ace, where you have plenty of Room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks.

Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level)

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.........
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I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".
That way everyone in the country can get wasted drinking Responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink Responsibly".
Probably will annoy the government as well.
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LOL!
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I gave up after the 5LB sack and had a doughnut.
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