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I feel so unclean now..

<cough> got 2 JiF dog tags today
The best part is I could imagine them saying to themselves "I'm gonna hear about this. That @#%^%!*^"
Nah Nah Nah NahNah Nah

I suspect Grimp tags will be high on all of our priority lists now...

I was one of Grimp's victims. It was sheer stupidity on my part. Sandy and I were in a tower together - I was one floor higher. Sandy says over TS that Grimp just got his dog tags, but for some reason I didn't react and start looking around. I was focused on picking off bad guys on the roof of a nearby building. Sure enough, a few seconds later Grimp knifed me.

I tried to play for as long as i could but then my ping started to stay a steady 230+, I dont know whats been going on lately but after I play a while my ping starts to shoot through the roof!

It was all an accident. I almost tripped over Sandy. Climbed the ladder and there was Albie.
I was soooo excited I almost dropped my knife

ROFL
I get the same way-
I found myself in the middle of an enemy squad, about 5 people,
they didn't even notice me, they were busy healing, resupplying
and all that and completely didn't expect me. I got so excited
I could barely find the knife button!! I managed to get one of them
and wound one other before they shot me en mass. Oh, and there
were two tk's as a result of all the confusion

[JiF][AARP]Grimp wrote:It was all an accident. I almost tripped over Sandy. Climbed the ladder and there was Albie.
I was soooo excited I almost dropped my knife

this is the most adult way I can respond


yes ive been deflowered, by an old man

Before all the dog tag excitement yesterday and after I broke my new 19 inch LCD monitor, that I now have to send back for repair/replacement.
I was on a server in a pretty good teamwork squad. The only thing that really got me was they kept complaining about somebody camping and killing them.
They went on and on about it. I kept my mouth shut, but it really started to annoy me. If your protecting a flag or are a sniper you are by default a camper.
Isn't that what it is all about I just don't get why they would be complaining about that. They were trying get the guy kicked and banned.

Oh, I don't even mean camping an uncappable base. Just a regular flag.

Yo Grimp...after all that peer pressure to get me
to play, guess whose rank is the same as yours now?



You're slackin off!

NOOOOO the shame of it all.
Curse thee DST change for causing me soooo much work, grief and anxiety
Left work a 8PM last night went back at 11:30 PM to do some patches.
Left work at about 4 AM this morning. Had calls today from people wondering why all their 9 AM appointments after tomorrow now say 10 AM. DOH DOH DOH Going back in at midnight tonight. Probably be there until at least 3 AM to make manual changes to the time for old crap and make sure the world does not stop turning at 2 AM. Its an awesome responsibility.
Good thing I am on salary so I don't get paid anything extra for this. Wait a minute thats not a good thing
Oh and its my wife's 50 th birthday, which I am for the most part blowing off. That won't cause me any pain will it

I AM WAY TOO OLD AND TIRED FOR THIS CRAP

But if I ever get to play again your tags are mine

[JiF][AARP]Grimp wrote:Probably be there until at least 3 AM to make manual changes to the time for old crap and make sure the world does not stop turning at 2 AM.

There is no 2am tomorrow.

OMG then I will be there forever stuck in an IT time warp. AAARRRRRGGGGGGG
With out donuts

From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned Microsoft

GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you just post this now? at 3:00 on Sunday?