Something about everyone....

[Sir Die-a-lot]

^ should not watch doomed TV programs
> had a Coke and a smile
V is trying to put a contract on Robert Green's head

[[JiF]Lt Gav]

^ Close, but it's a Teflon contract on his hands
> Will not be consuming 10+ pints this time (Sunday morning was a blur, but it numbed the pain of the night before)
V Wonders about the wisdom of drinking that much whilst on crutches

[[JiF]corn]

^ Knows the wisdom of drinking while on crutches.It's like having four legs instead of just two.
> My two oldest girls 20 and 18 have jobs and wonders what i can get out of them for Fathers day.
V Knows something about Teflon.

[[JiF][AARP]Tissueman]

^ Thinks Teflon was the bad guy in the latest Transformer movie
< Knows that Teflon is a delicious Spanish dessert (I'll have teflon [the flan] please)
V His suspicions about Tissue have been proven correct

[[JiF]zougathefist]

^ Wonders how they get Teflon to stick to the Skillet
> Suspected, proved right, more than a little perturbed
v Will cheer for N Korea (even though they CRAZY )

[Sir Die-a-lot]

^ knows < well
< couldn't let this mahvelouss thread die
V will help in the thread after-life

-- Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:40 pm --

Woaw, uncanny, I posted that bit above yesterday so the thread wouldn't die but it's dated 3 months ago

[[JiF]Djsmg]

^ whoa, how very back to the futurish
< likes this thread
v wonders where I've been

[[JiF][AARP]Tissueman]

^wonders where I've been
< wonders a lot
V is a wonder

[Sir Die-a-lot]

^ is too nice
< is still blushing
V ate too much

[[JiF]corn]

^ you are correct
< broke my diet and feels like a failure, 2nd week of remorse
V Can eat anything and never gains one pound.

[[JiF]zougathefist]

^ Should forget the diet and have a donut
< Forgot the diet and had a donut
v is salivating at the thought of a donut

[[JiF]Lt Gav]

^ Now you've got me going
< Has just spent £500 on dental bills because he had too many doughnuts
v Is now weighing up the pros & cons of doughnut eating

[[JiF]Djsmg]

^ needs a better dental plan at work
< still looking for a con for too much doughnut eating
v will postpone Christmas shopping until the 24th of December

[duffman]

[[JiF]zougathefist]

^ He who laughs last didn't get the joke
< Won't let this pesky thread die
v Is Sir Die-a-lot