Tissue, you need a carefully controlled scientific experiment here. To avoid introducing any "noise" into the data sets, you must consume nothing but the items under study. And due to the unpredictable, scientifically insignificant nature of day-to-day weight fluctuations, the experiment will have to last for a meaningful amount of time. I suggest two full weeks of eating nothing but Boston Kremes, followed by two full weeks of nothing but Jelly. And of course, you must not burn any calories through exercise during the experiment since that would be another source of "noise" in the data. So you'll need to lay in bed watching TV the entire time. If possible you should also try not to use the bathroom for the 4 week duration of the experiment.[JiF][AARP]Tissueman wrote:Excellent plan. I need to investigate if Boston Kremes are better than Jelly. It may take several months of intensive hands on testing, but I'm ready for the challenge.
Measure your weight at the beginning (W1), after the first two weeks (W2), and at the end (W3). If (W2 - W1) > (W3 - W2), then Boston Kremes are worse for you. If (W2 - W1) < (W3 - W2), then Jellies are worse for you. If (W2 - W1) = (W3 - W2), then we can conclude that the healthiest diet for a human being is an even mix of Boston Kreme and Jelly donuts.
My wife does the same types of things to me. It's part of their master plan. If they stopped feeding us fattening food and we lost weight, then they wouldn't be able to nag us about our weight.[JiF][AARP]Grimp wrote:Funny as soon as I finished my first post in this thread my wife who is always complaining about my weight brought me a Boston Crème from Nick D's donuts. The confusion never stops
