I have received the data.

[[JiF]MiniBadger]

I have received the DATA. PLANETS. MAPS. THE MIND All different, yet the SAME.
EXPLORE. CONQUER. Soon they will KNOW.

PHANTOMS, your mission is near its END. I commend your DEVOTION to our CAUSE
My FUTURE IS UNCERTAIN.Carry this TORCH and DON'T LOOK BACK.

Always SEEK the wisdom in poetry. It has served me well.
But, to find TRUTH, you must ACCEPT what is in front of you.

CARRY on. This is YOUR time. Tell the WORLD

-- Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:34 pm --

[[JiF]Uncle Stinky]

Paging Big Badger - translation please.

[[JiF]MiniBadger]

Big badger, he wrote not of this phrase, a riddle it be

-- Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:10 am --

Big badger, he wrote not of this phrase, a riddle it be

[[JiF]ALargeWoodenBadger]

Paging Big Badger - translation please.

It has been a long long winter and we are expecting more snow tonight.

Two months ago, while playing street hockey to keep warm, a gust of wind blew my toque over my eyes. Blinded by wool I fell forward - my stick flying from my hands - right into the tracks of my snowmobile. I cannot remove the stick without breaking it and I cannot use the sled while the stick is in the tracks. It is as if someone has yelled "car" in the game of my life.

There are only two honorable ways to break a hockey stick. One involves taking a wicked slap shot that results in the loss of a tooth or in the case of women's hockey, a shot that results in a combination broken nose and fat lip. Either way you have a chance to score. The other honorable way you can break your stick requires the use of an opponents head. Try as I might I have been unable to stuff an opponents head deep enough into the track to break the stick.

Without a working sled I have been unable negotiate the two blocks to the store to buy poutine. I am weak with hunger and the extra blood flowing to my brain as my arteries become unclogged is making me dizzy. What a terrible irony, to lose access to my munchies only hours after my government issued doctor prescribed medical marijuana to help with my toque rash. At least I can still call a cab and have beer delivered.

This winter our only joy has been the prospect of the Leafs making the playoffs. While I realize that the Leafs making the playoffs will signal the end of times, a world without poutine is not fit for life.

Oh, did I mention Mini has been passing the time by finding clues that unlock Easter Eggs in BF4?

[[JiF]Gib]

<sound of a 3' tall graphics bong pull>

creepy, you are. of a duality mixed with intrigue yet ye puzzles me not as I has chocolate bunnies.

Mini, just say no son.

"I don't know who designed and approved the quick slot feature in EOS but they deserve a punch in the nuts"