The room turns white like a nuke went off and then BLAMMMMMMM...ding!<that the sound of a character dying in your party>, and parts of Stinky's character splat on the wall behind me.
Dead silence then me over TS: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!...breath....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHEHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHA". I mean I couldn't stop and my stomach started hurting. It was like a rolling thunder. Nobody is laughing(that I heard) except me, who by the way hit 80 hours of sleep deprived work by Thursday and that caused me to laugh harder because if they're not laughing Im picturing a comdedy act where there's 3 straight men(not the gay way, see google comedy straight guy...anyway).
No sooner did i retain my composure and rez Stinky did we hear a 2nd DM Naration due to Jimbo finding another series of explosive barrels that said "This may be the SECONDS largest exposive barell you've EVER seen!" Everything turns white and the dungeon explodes followed by a series of Ding!...Ding!...Ding!...Ding!...Ding!(hirelings are dying now)...Ding!...Ding!...
I was laughing so hard I sharted and had to go throw my underwear away while still in a lauging fit. Do you know how hard it is to remove your unentionables while laughing so hard you can't breathe? No, you don't, but I DO!
The end.
(ok I didnt Blah my pants but thought it added the final touch, but I could of and that's what's important).
I just want to say thanks to Jimbo and Stinky for the great time and laugh in a terrible terrible week. THANKS GUYS! Its moments like that you never forget and cherrish forever. You guys rock.
I was giggling as I wrote this too.
