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My friend's son wanted a pet rat so she bought two rats specifying she wanted two females because she didn't want baby rats. Unfortunately, she did not specify that the rats should NOT be pregnant. Now she has nine baby rats. The best laid plans.....
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Off topic rambling >>> We adopted a baby squirrel about three weeks ago because it fell out of it's nest along with it's 3 other siblings.
Only one squirrel out of the four survived.
We were reluctant to get a cage and figured that locking him in the bathroom during the day would be okay.
We soon found out the squirrel was just like a rat, and chewed on anything he could find.<<<<End off topic rambling

Hopefully you find a home for those things and by all means don't let them out of the cage.
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Buy a snake :lol: :lol: :lol:
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ROFL Blood. Brilliant solution.
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[JiF]BloodGod wrote:Buy a snake :lol: :lol: :lol:
My wife already suggested this and the mom was okay with it. Not so sure she'll follow through on that though. LOL!
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I'm working on solving the gas crisis.
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[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gasAFyonmmI[/video]

The rat basher looks a copy of another great tool.
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[JiF][AARP]Tissueman wrote:... rats should NOT be pregnant. Now she has nine baby rats. The best laid plans.....
Double entendre?
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OK, you can sell them, look at Premium Rodents.com
Check out the link...

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt ... 0gHEu43oDA
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[JiF]major confusion wrote:OK, you can sell them, look at Premium Rodents.com
Check out the link...

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt ... 0gHEu43oDA


Nice find Major :shock: :hah: :hah:
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[JiF]corn wrote:
[JiF]major confusion wrote:OK, you can sell them, look at Premium Rodents.com
Check out the link...

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt ... 0gHEu43oDA


Nice find Major :shock: :hah: :hah:
LOL! Great.
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