Thought Of The Day

[[JiF]Sgt Shellshocked]

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be

[[JiF]Brick]

These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...
I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.

-Unknown

[[JiF]Sgt Shellshocked]

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.

-George Bernard Shaw

[[JiF]Uncle Stinky]

[[JiF]Sgt Shellshocked]

If at first you don't succeed , then you are about average
-anon

[[JiF]Lt Gav]

'only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked'

Warren Buffet

[[JiF]Uncle Stinky]

We get "Department Notices" every day where I work, with various types of information (e.g., lately about a possible government shutdown).

This morning there was a notice, with the usual letterhead and formatting, which read simply:

"This Notice has been removed."

Huh?

[[JiF]Sgt Shellshocked]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaxjpQARxWo[/video]

[[JiF]Brick]

CONFUCIUS DIDN’T SAY: BUT PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE:


Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.


Finally CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY. . ..

"A lion will not cheat on his mate, but a Tiger Wood!"

[[JiF]corn]

Haha!
Nice ones Brick.


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain


Well, I'm not a crook.
Richard Milhous Nixon

[[JiF]Uncle Stinky]

You forgot this one:

Man who fart in church sits in own pew.

[[JiF]Sgt Shellshocked]

hahahaha just love em thanks brick and stinky

[[JiF]BloodGod]

Conceited men are harmless creatures, who, by their overwhelming self-respect, relieve others from the duty of respecting them at all.

The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try it and the faith to believe that it is possible.

[[JiF]Lt Gav]

CONFUCIUS DIDN’T SAY: BUT PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE:

Man who takes laptop for a run is trying to jog his memory!

[[JiF]major confusion]

CONFUCIUS DIDN’T SAY: BUT PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE:


Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.