Thought Of The Day
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Thought Of The Day
If - Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise
If you can dream and not make dreams your master
If you can think and not make thoughts your aim
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch and toss
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
Or walk with kings nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you
If all men count with you, but none too much
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it
And which is more you’ll be a Man, my son!
–Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise
If you can dream and not make dreams your master
If you can think and not make thoughts your aim
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch and toss
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
Or walk with kings nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you
If all men count with you, but none too much
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it
And which is more you’ll be a Man, my son!
–Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Thought Of The Day
Everyone is more or less mad on one point.
Rudyard Kipling
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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
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I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
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oh great, now I don't know what to think!
Re: Thought Of The Day
“To get joy we must give it
and to keep joy, we must scatter it.”
~ John Templeton
and to keep joy, we must scatter it.”
~ John Templeton
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Lol Zouga I know exactly how you feel , it just gets so confusing. Fortunately for you and I there is help at hand from our old pal Donald Rumsfeld he just makes it all clear as day ...[JiF]zougathefist wrote:oh great, now I don't know what to think!
"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns.
That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns.
There are things we don't know we don't know."
- Donald Rumsfeld
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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son" -- Dean Wermer
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"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is ten, or something"
- Denis Rodman
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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
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"A true great Man will neither trample on a Worm, nor sneak to an Emperor." - Benjamin Franklin
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"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."
Margaret Thatcher
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“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
Geraldo Rivera
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Re: Thought Of The Day
Base Details
If I were fierce, and bald, and short of breath,
I'd live with scarlet Majors at the Base,
And speed glum heroes up the line to death.
You'd see me with my puffy petulant face,
Guzzling and gulping in the best hotel,
Reading the Roll of Honour. "Poor young chap,"
I'd say--"I used to know his father well;
Yes, we've lost heavily in this last scrap."
And when the war is done and youth stone dead,
I'd toddle safely home and die--in bed.
- Siegfried Sassoon
If I were fierce, and bald, and short of breath,
I'd live with scarlet Majors at the Base,
And speed glum heroes up the line to death.
You'd see me with my puffy petulant face,
Guzzling and gulping in the best hotel,
Reading the Roll of Honour. "Poor young chap,"
I'd say--"I used to know his father well;
Yes, we've lost heavily in this last scrap."
And when the war is done and youth stone dead,
I'd toddle safely home and die--in bed.
- Siegfried Sassoon
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