It's Friday! Time for a little humor!

[[JiF]major confusion]

BOB & THE BLONDE

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.

[[JiF]pop51]

Yeah ,Ok Bob but who realy thought he would do it twice???

[Gnome-father]

That wasn't funny! I feel sorry for the guy who commited suicide and his family and friends!









































Just kidding.

[[JiF]FrenchAfroman]

hahaha laughed so hard very good one, hell yes its friday the girlfriend is out and the beer is flowing

[[JiF]DaftGeordie]

Nice one Frenchy LMAO and lighten up gnomey it's just a joke!!!!

-- Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:53 pm --

Almost forgot have a drink for me Frenchy and why the hell u not playing??????

[Max]

Doughnut Joke!

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really annoyed and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

[Gnome-father]

Doughnut Joke!

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really annoyed and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

[[JiF]Sgt Shellshocked]

lol nice one Max