Betrayed the Jar, and my middle toe paid for it!

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[JiF]KellysHero
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Betrayed the Jar, and my middle toe paid for it!

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In my quest to eat a little healthier (actually have lost 12 lbs in the last 3 weeks or so), I decided to pick up some Smart Balance Chunky Peanut Butter that had extra omega 3's in it. Tried some and didn't really like it, just didn't have the flavor of Jif. Well I go to pick up the jar, it slips out of my hand, the bottom edge lands on my middle toe, and splits it wide open. Have an 1/8th inch long gash not to mention a nice bruise on my middle toe. :cry:

Lesson learned, don't try another PB!!!
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Ouch! Sorry to hear that. You know that this happened in part because you are so tall. You probably had at least 2 feet of potential energy over most of us to add to the force.
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that will teach you to mess with JIF!!!! :shock: And if you need omega 3 eat some fish they have a bunch in them!! Like sardines mmmmmm, sardines!
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Never tempt the jar. The jar knows and sees all. All hail the jar.
Sorry about the toe. Did you try putting some JiF on it?
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did put a bandage on it. probably should wash it too, it's all red in places where the blood dried...I should get a pic and post it!
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Crikey! Danger mouse
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Re: Betrayed the Jar, and my middle toe paid for it!

Post by [JiF]Timmay! »

That stinks, Kelly. Any chance you can spin this into some workmans comp??
[JiF]KellysHero wrote:Lesson learned, don't try another PB!!!
Do not taunt happy fun jar.
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Post by [JiF]LtWaterboy »

Is the jar okay???

alot of PB can seep out & through a 1/8" gash in its jar....

:wink:

LT
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