For Badger

[Sir Die-a-lot]

Because it's been too long since it aired
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

[[JiF]ALargeWoodenBadger]

Every so often someone posts that link and we all get stuck with the Badger-Badger-Badger song going round and round in our heads. It is the ultimate ear wig. Once installed in the brain it cannot be removed by conventional means. The only known way to clear it from your mind it is to listen to Barry Manilows’ Copacabana on a continuous 6 hour loop while repeatedly striking yourself in the privates with a ball-peen hammer. It may seem extreme but at least its not as painful as the ABBA treatment. Can anyone say Fernando? Trust me on this, go with the hammer.

For those of you who have not experienced the Badger-Badger-Badger song I suggest you think carefully before clicking on the link for this way madness lies. To help you make the correct decision I have included the lyrics to Fernando. (If you have a sensitive stomach you may wish to avert your eyes.) May God save and protect you.

Can you hear the drums Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight Fernando
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar
They were closer now Fernando
Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally
I was so afraid Fernando
We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die
And I'm not ashamed to say
The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
Now we're old and grey Fernando
And since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
Do you still recall the frightful night we crossed the Rio Grande?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
Yes, if I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando...

[[JiF]FrenchAfroman]

man i should've read ur post before klickong the link(actually seen the video before)
badgerbadgerbadgerbadger mushroombadgerbadgerbadger argghhhhh snake

[Sir Die-a-lot]

Badger, I now will have to drive to Ontario and drive a stake though your heart !

P.S. In the meanwhile, I'll use the antidote,
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

And followed by

If you change your mind, I�m the first in line
Honey I�m still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you�ve got no place to go, if you�re feeling down
If you�re all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I�m still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain�t no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try

Take a chance on me
(that�s all I ask of you honey)
Take a chance on me

We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as we�re together
Listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better
�cos you know I�ve got
So much that I wanna do, when I dream I�m alone with you
It�s magic
You want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair
But I think you know
That I can�t let go

If you change your mind, I�m the first in line
Honey I�m still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you�ve got no place to go, if you�re feeling down
If you�re all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I�m still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain�t no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try

Take a chance on me
(come on, give me a break will you? )
Take a chance on me

Oh you can take your time baby, I�m in no hurry, know I�m gonna get you
You don�t wanna hurt me, baby don�t worry, I ain�t gonna let you
Let me tell you now
My love is strong enough to last when things are rough
It�s magic
You say that I waste my time but I can�t get you off my mind
No I can�t let go
�cos I love you so

If you change your mind, I�m the first in line
Honey I�m still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you�ve got no place to go, if you�re feeling down
If you�re all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I�m still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can�t you see
Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me
(take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me)

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
Honey I�m still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can�t you see
Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me
(take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me)

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba
Honey I�m still free
Take a chance on me

[[JiF]Lt Gav]

Ahhhhhhgggggg you're bringing that flippin chick flick back to mind now with loads of actors that couldn't really sing, murdering songs which I already hated.
The scenery was nice though

OK in the style of Monty Python

Stop that. Stop that right now, it's too silly.
And now for something completely different ........................

[[JiF]ALargeWoodenBadger]

Badger, I now will have to drive to Ontario and drive a stake though your heart !

P.S. In the meanwhile, I'll use the antidote,
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
...

Arrrgggghhhhhhh!! (sticks fingers in ear and yells La-La-La-La!!) Just for that I'm not lending you my hammer. You'll just have to do it the hard way.

[[JiF]Cesar]

I've watched it for around 15 minutes without looking away................I shouldn't have.

[[JiF]ALargeWoodenBadger]

I've watched it for around 15 minutes without looking away................I shouldn't have.

Perhaps we could form a support group?

[[JiF]War Trophy]

Hey, I LIKE it! I've had it looping for the last 16 hours!

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushrooooooooooomm!

[Gnome-father]

Badger, badger.....Mushroom!


I know how to get this song out of your head. Just watch this!




Horrible! but it keeps the Badger, badger, badger, badger MOUSHROOM!!! thing out of your head

[Sir Die-a-lot]

Hey, I LIKE it! I've had it looping for the last 16 hours!

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushrooooooooooomm!

I played some BF2142 last night with badger, badger, badger playing loudly in the background for about 2,5 hours. It made ofr a whole new experience !

[[JiF]Flying Tiger]

Now you know why serial killers come to be?

[[JiF]zougathefist]

I for one am glad I didn't click on my home PC only the work one where I have no sound. *Phew*

[[JiF]Pvt. Harrick]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh i chose the hammer... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh big mistake... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

[[JiF]Lt Gav]

Ha ha!
I've just infected my daughter with it & she can't stop singing it