This year's Christmas lights!
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This year's Christmas lights!
“Again, this year, my wife wanted me to install Christmas lights outside. Well, that’s what I did, and she is still not happy.”
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Re: This year's Christmas lights!
lol......good job!
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Re: This year's Christmas lights!
i do not understand why she is not happy u did exactly what she asked for. install the lights ouside, u even managed to make a nice ball out of it even the neighbours will be jealous
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Lol nice try tho[JiF]FrenchAfroman wrote:i do not understand why she is not happy u did exactly what she asked for. install the lights ouside, u even managed to make a nice ball out of it even the neighbours will be jealous
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Re: This year's Christmas lights!
Just tell her its a Post-Modern comment on the sensationalisation of Christmas
Re: This year's Christmas lights!
lol n1 frenchy
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Re: This year's Christmas lights!
lol
Now you see I'm the other way round. If I put up lights outside my wife would be cross.
Hmmm maybe we could swap.
Now you see I'm the other way round. If I put up lights outside my wife would be cross.
Hmmm maybe we could swap.
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Re: This year's Christmas lights!
Another thing.
There is a clear Health & Safety issue here.
I can see evidence of a significant amount of white stuff in the background.
This obviously being snow tells me that there is a potential slip hazard & that the temperature is too low to be working outside.
When the snows have gone & the weather warms up in the spring you will have clearance to continue the task of erecting your outside illumination display. Until such time, I'm affraid that you are, under the Health & Safety at Work Act, unable to finish the task you started.
There is a clear Health & Safety issue here.
I can see evidence of a significant amount of white stuff in the background.
This obviously being snow tells me that there is a potential slip hazard & that the temperature is too low to be working outside.
When the snows have gone & the weather warms up in the spring you will have clearance to continue the task of erecting your outside illumination display. Until such time, I'm affraid that you are, under the Health & Safety at Work Act, unable to finish the task you started.
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haha nice, i agree...funny stuff there, real good job on the lights[JiF]zougathefist wrote:Just tell her its a Post-Modern comment on the sensationalisation of Christmas
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Re: This year's Christmas lights!
Here is a few other good ones I found on the subject.
I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".
That way everyone in the country can get wasted drinking Responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink Responsibly".
Probably will annoy the government as well.
That way everyone in the country can get wasted drinking Responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink Responsibly".
Probably will annoy the government as well.
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Re: This year's Christmas lights!
here are some pics i took of delawares brithtes house in 2007. all the pics where taken on cristmass day. i also have a video of it thats really shows what it was like but i need to find a good way and place to upload it.
this house had " opening hours" when they turned on the lights because they had lots of electricity use
this house had " opening hours" when they turned on the lights because they had lots of electricity use
If we make prisons a living hell for them, then we might just be sending out devils once they are released. Cruel methods to achieve discipline are a thing of the past! So, keep on dancing! Byron F. Garcia.
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Damn!
I think they watched Christmas Vacation one too many times.
Here's another funny one I found.
I think they watched Christmas Vacation one too many times.
Here's another funny one I found.
I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".
That way everyone in the country can get wasted drinking Responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink Responsibly".
Probably will annoy the government as well.
That way everyone in the country can get wasted drinking Responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink Responsibly".
Probably will annoy the government as well.
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