Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pit Crew:NASCAR NEWS

[Sir Die-a-lot]

NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon has announced he has taken advantage of a new
"Stimulus Package" program to employ inner-city youth by firing his
professional pit crew, and replacing them with ex-gangbangers.

The decision to hire the boys was inspired by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from street gangs were able to remove a set of wheels
from a car in less than 6 seconds -- even without proper equipment.
Gordon's existing pit crew could only do it in 8 seconds, even with the
benefit of hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of high tech machinery.
The scheme was hailed as an "excellent and bold move" by Gordon's
management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew
able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they
had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to
Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and photos of Jeff
Gordon's wife in the shower.

[[JiF]FrenchAfroman]

this is good made me laugh allot

[[JiF]Lt Gav]

Is NASCAR that one where they drive round that really tricky circuit that has 2 corners on it until someone decides he has had enough & can't take the excitement any more & drives his car in to the wall at the edge instead?
Oh by the way nice one Sir

[[JiF]zougathefist]

Is NASCAR that one where they drive round that really tricky circuit that has 2 corners on it until someone decides he has had enough & can't take the excitement any more & drives his car in to the wall at the edge instead?

Don't knock it Gav - NASCAR is a REAL sport, no Honestly, why they have to go fast and there is a track and they wear helmets and fireproof suits and stuff - so it must be....right...?

In fact, it definitely is, cos Tom Cruise made a movie about it!

[[JiF]Lt Gav]

Careful Z-Man we'll be in trouble in a minute!!!
But what I want to know is - do they crash cos they are dizzy from going round & round?

[Sir Die-a-lot]

Careful Z-Man we'll be in trouble in a minute!!!
But what I want to know is - do they crash cos they are dizzy from going round & round?

It's mainly because driving around and around reminds them of donuts and they're trying to get to the exit to get some.

[[JiF]FrenchAfroman]

cant be that sir die allot cause i heard they had a dunking donut drive through at the pit stop.

[Sir Die-a-lot]

LoL, lucky them xx