Something about everyone....

[Sir Die-a-lot]

^ provided a good battery
< is happy to differenciate + from -
V will also lend a helping hand in keeping this thread on top

[[JiF]Blind Trooper]

^ is correct
> will help keep this on top...[insert dirty joke here]
v thought of at least two innuendo-filled comments

[[JiF]zougathefist]

^Prefers to lie down, but is adaptable
< thought of a lot more than two
v Wonders where this thread will go from here

[[JiF]evilhoosier]

^crazy in an insane way
<too crazy to be insane
V who will be the next crazy to post

[Sir Die-a-lot]

^ still needs to demonstrate that he is either one
> jumps to the call !
V shakes his head in disbelief

[[JiF]zougathefist]

^ Insane in the Membrane
> Insane in the Brain
v Crazy Insane, Got no Brain

[[JiF]Lt Gav]

^Just got all poetic on us
>Brain destroyed by alcohol & heading too many footballs
v Wonders how I strung this many words together without any little gray cells

[[JiF]Djsmg]

^ needs to re-read the Buffalo Theory on Page 3 of the Beer Thread (http://www.jiff.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2080&start=30)
< mmmm beer
v had one too many last night

[[JiF][AARP]Tissueman]

^ read my mind
< almost raided my Black Chocolate Stout stash last night, but am saving them
v only drinks light beer if there is no other choice

[Sir Die-a-lot]

^ is sooooooooooo wrong
> knows lite beer is just flavored water, no matter your age
V could use a cold one right now

[[JiF][AARP]Tissueman]

^ sometimes that is all there is
< wants to write a novel about an aging western sheriff called Wyatt Aarp
v is really sorry he read this far

[Lonewolf-McQuade]

^ Is probably in one of the best areas to get domestic micro-brews
< is getting thirsty thinking about beer now...
V better hide the pretzels

[[JiF]corn]

^ Pretzels? What Pretzels? Really wants them.
< way too much time on my hands.Why am i here? I was just playing on PC and whammo!
V Feels sorry for me

[[JiF]55GaLLoNdrUm]

^ Should count his blessings and stop wallowing is self-pity...
< Is wallowing in self-pity...
V Hopefully has some uplifting words for the two previous posters...

[[JiF]zougathefist]

^ Is off the mark
> Is going to Barcelona
v Is well jealous