The Brigade's Commanding Officer was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'
The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
A Captain said it was 50-50%.
The Lt responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Pvt who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
With no hesitation, the young Pvt responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, Sir," began the Pvt, "if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
Joke: Work or Pleasure
- [JiF]Djsmg
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Joke: Work or Pleasure
I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".
That way everyone in the country can get wasted drinking Responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink Responsibly".
Probably will annoy the government as well.
That way everyone in the country can get wasted drinking Responsibly.
And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink Responsibly".
Probably will annoy the government as well.
Re: Joke: Work or Pleasure
It is funny how the truth can be so funny.
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Re: Joke: Work or Pleasure
i love it just read the joke a fiew weeks ago
If we make prisons a living hell for them, then we might just be sending out devils once they are released. Cruel methods to achieve discipline are a thing of the past! So, keep on dancing! Byron F. Garcia.