Where in the world is Winky???

[[JiF]55GaLLoNdrUm]

Anyone seen the Winkster lately? It's been a while since I last saw him on the server. Maybe he's just staying away to make his Winky Christmas entrance more dramatic. I haven't seen hUTCHIE in a while, either...

[[JiF]zougathefist]

Where in the world is Winky???

Oh dear, you cannot expect an answer if you ask the wrong question.
what you should be asking is:
Where oh where is planet Winky?
For it is a widely established FACT that the winkster is a visitor from an alternate reality where what happens in his mind actually makes sense
thankfully we are blessed on this particular Astral Plane to receive the occasional visit fron the one known as Winky
He will appear; Tommy Gun in hand, jinking and jiving towards you, seemingly impervious to the wall of lead thrown his way, until he is within spitting distance before letting rip with a devestatingly accurate burst to eviserate you before you know whats happening
then, still doing his little jig, he will float off into the battle to wreak havoc on the enemy before he tires of his sport and returns to the mystical land of Fermented Hops, Chronic and Gnarly Breaks that is his home

As for t'hUTCHIE, well he lives t'up t'north, and as it is well established
It's Grim up t'north, when t'winter comes, t'folk find it hard to do t'stuff
the t'Internet gets cold and runs slower up t'north
T'cold affects t'joints and t'hUTCHIE's wrist isn't as flexible as when its t'summer
Added to that is the fact that T'north is in mourning due to the recent loss of its greatest Sex symbol
Nora Batty (RIP)

[[JiF]Blind Trooper]

I dont think I've ever laughed this hard, Zouga. That was great!