Quick question

[[JiF]Melon Farmer]

Wink, you're ultra cool, duuuuuude.

[[JiF]WinkyDeathKill]

*quote contents removed as it was ad, and original post was deleted* -[JiF]Mike

Oh no, SPAM!!!!!

So there I was, in the jungle. It was over a 100 degrees and the humidity was like rain on a mud covered hut, Filthy. I knew they were out there, looking for me. I had my M-14 and two clips ready or the inevitable rush from the bush. I had trained for this moment all of my life and could here them coming....

Distant at first, then slowly the sounds of marketing and peddling grew louder and louder. “buy our stuff, best deal on the internet, be a hero with our product, SPEND YOUR MONEY ON WORTHLESS UNSOLICETED SH*T!!!!"

I broke and ran for the ads, spraying bullets in all directions and screaming the words of a man possessed and without fear for his own life. “Die Spam die! I hate you! You worthless, primordial ooze of wretched lifeless waste! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY MONEY!! I WON'T GIVE IT TO YOU WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!"

The air crackled with gunfire and sweat, animals ran for their lives and there was a smoky haze that enveloped me as I gave them everything I had whiles the sky lit up with the flash from my weapon. It seemed to go on forever but in reality it was over in seconds. My nemesis, the unstoppable force of unwanted ads had yet again slipped back into the chasm from which it came. It was enough to make a man go mad or even insane but I stayed on this side, this side of the razors edge today- but only just.

Revenge is a dish best served cold, or so they say.

There would be another time, another place where I could exact my revenge. Others would join me here soon and I knew I just had to wait, like so many before me I just had to wait......

[[JiF]Djsmg]

^ ROFL

[[JiF]War Trophy]

Alternatively Winky, you could have just clicked on "block popups".