Been awhile since I posted a joke, so here's a groaner

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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death.


They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......


”Hey Jose, do you smell what I smell? Is bacon I ahm sure of iit.”


”Si, Juan iit smells like bacon to meee”.


So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture … there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.


”Jose, Jose, we iis saved! Iit iis a bacon tree!”


”Juan, are you sure iis not a meerage?, we iis in the desert don't forget.”


”Jose when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...iis no meerage,
iis a bacon tree”.


And with that ...Juan races toward the tree.


He gets to within 20 feet, with Jose following closely behind, when all of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Juan is cut down in his tracks.


It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Jose with his dying breath.


”Jose...go back man, you was right...iis not a bacon tree.”


”Juan, Juan, mi amigo...what iis it?”


”Juan...iis not a bacon tree...


Iis..........


Iis...


Iis.........


Iis....


Iiis a Ham Bush!”

[Hawkeye]

OMG....that is hillarious!!