I won yet another lottery today

[[JiF][AARP]Grimp]

After winning millions and millions of pounds in the UK lottery I have now won millions from the Irish lottery.
I am starting to feel like a capitalist pig. I am just not gonna accept any more money.
If anyone wants it just PM me with your bank account numbers so I can have it transferred to you.

Don't worry if your not the first to respond I am working a few deals to transfer some money from several 3rd and 1/2 world countries I can let you in on.

[[JiF][AARP]Grimp]

BTW... If your having a size issue I can help with that too.

[[JiF]Lt Gav]

I haven't seen your picture in 'The Sun' newspaper Grimp.
Usually our lottery winners appear in this 'highly reputable' daily publication along side the picture of a topless nubile young lady on page 3.

[[JiF][AARP]Grimp]

We get daily SPAM telling us we won a UK and now Irish lottery.
Do you get them saying you won the NY or US lotto? Inquiring minds want to know

[[JiF]Lt Gav]

We do not get spam about winning lotteries!
Strange as you would think it would just be random as to where it is sent.
Get loads about increasing size. The number of phrases I have to keep loading on to the spam filter, but making sure legitimate mails get through is amazing.
We have a problem with spam about on line banking at the moment too.

[[JiF][AARP]Grimp]

Well all I can say is I now have bigger breasts, a larger and longer lasting Johnson, weigh 99 LBS, plus I am filthy rich. Thank you SPAMMERS!

[[JiF][AARP]Grimp]

Actually I have a lot more to say. None of it of any use to anyone

[[JiF]Sly Gambit]

Do you happen to have anything that could clean my colon? I could use some of that but never seem to be able to find it. If only someone would send me an offer in my email...

SPAM. It's not just for dinner.

[[JiF][AARP]Grimp]

Nothing like a good ole colon clean out is there
Damn that reminds me of my gotta go on a diet after Easter Sunday is my start date.
Really bellied up over the winter
Sure wish someone would send me and offer via email for some diet pills.

[[JiF]Lt Gav]

Nothing like a good ole colon clean out is there
Damn that reminds me of my gotta go on a diet date of after Easter Sunday.
Really bellied up over the winter
Sure wish someone would send me and offer via email for some diet pills.

I'll keep a look out on our non-deliverables mail box & see what I can come up with.
In the mean time are you interested in a Rolex?

[[JiF][AARP]Grimp]

I can't chat right now I got a notice from Bank of America that somebody may have hacked my account.
I have to follow a link in Russia and enter my personal information again to prove I am me.
Funny thing is I don't remember having a Bank of America account. Oh well. I just probably forgot.

[[JiF]zougathefist]

hah we get spam about winning european lotteries,
or the classic nigerian businessman with an inheritance that needs a deposit to be released
viagra too cos its hard to get over here

[[JiF][AARP]Grimp]

elizabethtinab007@yahoo.co.jp

Dearest one,

My name is Elizabeth D.Tinambacan,The wife of Rev. Jemias Tinambacan who was the Deputy Secretary General of Bayan Muna party-list group in Southern Tagalog.($14,000.000 USD,)that i want to invest in your country get back to me for more details.

- From Elizabeth tinab

[[JiF][AARP]Grimp]

Can't find the right place to buy Viagra?
Visit Canadian Health&Care Mall and you won't regret!
High-quality Viagra, Cialis and other medications.

http:// (link removed) oops don't want to put in a possible virus link

Secure and confidential purchase, instant shipping worldwide!


Apparently Canada has plenty of viagra for the whole world

[[JiF]Sly Gambit]

Apparently Canada has plenty of viagra for the whole world

This is where I resist the temptation to make an inappropriate crack about our Canadian friends (Hi Badger!).

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