I'm a geek because

[[JiF][AARP]Tissueman]

A

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Men

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His cheek

[[JiF][AARP]Grimp]

Was rough

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His chick vamoosed

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And now she won't

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Come home to roost

[[JiF][AARP]Grimp]

Burma-Shave

[[JiF]corn]

HAHA!!

[[JiF]Squeaky McSqueakums]

I'm a geek because i am in 3 AP classes, am on the Debate, math, and academic teams at my HS, and spend whats rest of my time playing computer games and "building" dream systems on Newegg.com (my record is 3 8800 gfx cards, quad-core 3.2GHz proc, 8gigs of DDR 3 ram, running on a 3000$ 50" HDTV for a monitor)

[[JiF]ALargeWoodenBadger]

I'm a geek because i am in 3 AP classes, am on the Debate, math, and academic teams at my HS, and spend whats rest of my time playing computer games and "building" dream systems on Newegg.com (my record is 3 8800 gfx cards, quad-core 3.2GHz proc, 8gigs of DDR 3 ram, running on a 3000$ 50" HDTV for a monitor)

Not so fast Squeaky.... Have you ever used your slide rule to calculate your chances of getting to second base?

I did once, and the funny thing is I was actually thinking about baseball at the time.

P.S. In case you've always wanted to know more about a Slide Rule but felt it might make you appear to be geekish - and therefore unattractive to the opposite sex (or your own for that matter), check out "Eric's Slide Rule Site" http://www.sliderule.ca/ or here to go to the "Slide Rule Universe" http://www.sphere.bc.ca/test/sruniverse.html where you can order your very own slide rule pins and tie clips.

[Sir Die-a-lot]

Di dI admit to my geekness ?

Oh yes I did, never mind. Must be the denial stage now.

Is there a ten steps program like in the AA ?

[[JiF][AARP]Tissueman]

Is there a ten steps program like in the AA ?

Actually it's a 12 step program

1. Cheap beer
2. Cheap wine
3. Cheap Scotch
4. Expensive beer
5. Expensive wine
6. Expensive Scotch
7. Martinis
8. Fancy Designer Martinis
9. Artisan Vodka Martinis
10. Micro Artisan Scotch with a side of O2
11. Pepto Bismol
12. Metamucil

[[JiF]Stepovich]

LOL
I could use this program right now!

...and it's only Monday

[[JiF]Melon Farmer]

I know today is pi-day! 3.14.......