The Jif-ference

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You're all Nuts

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[JiF]Stepovich wrote:You're all Nuts

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NO PUN INTENDED! HU HAAAAH! :lol:
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After the wolf packs started ravaging the liberty ships in the North Atlantic the US secretly started dropping jars of JiF on to the unsuspecting U boats. It was the turning point of the war.
Although not yet declassified it has long been rumored the jars of JiF were successfully used against the V2 rockets near the end of WWII.
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Some have asked where did JiF come from. The answer comes directly from the man himself.
"Let there be JiF and there was."
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I heard a rumor that Christopher Columbus found America when he was actually looking for JiF.
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And than Christopher gave free JiF to everyone, because he was such a good guy. :wink:
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Passive JiF armor on a Sherman tank in WWII

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[JiF][AARP]Tissueman wrote:Passive JiF armor on a Sherman tank in WWII

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You didn't see too many of those, because the technology was too advanced, and thus too expensive to produce.
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[JiF]EveryAvenue wrote:
[JiF][AARP]Tissueman wrote:Passive JiF armor on a Sherman tank in WWII

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You didn't see too many of those, because the technology was too advanced, and thus too expensive to produce.
Plus, the crew would eat the evidence in case of impending capture.
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The creamy is good for a desert environment, but in a rocky environment, you really need chunky. :)
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All I have to say is you guys need help :shock:
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[JiF]Smuckers wrote:All I have to say is you guys need help :shock:
That may be the nicest thing you have ever said to me :D
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[JiF]Smuckers wrote:All I have to say is you guys need help :shock:
Please don't make fun of my Photoshop skills. I'm doing the best I can. 8)
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[JiF]Smuckers wrote:All I have to say is you guys need help :shock:
Don't let Chuck Liddel hear you say that, he may have to lay the smack down on you....would have to change your name to [JiF]Smackers

http://www.asylum.com/2008/02/07/chuck- ... unchy-jif/

And this wasn't my photoshop work...

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[JiF]Smuckers wrote:All I have to say is you guys need help :shock:
Nope, now we need bread more than help !
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