NOOBS

[[JiF][AARP]Tissueman]

Has some fun on the server last night. It's been a while since I've played much BF42. On one map (Baytown?), I got in a tank. It was one of those little models with the two turrets. Major Tom hoped in the top turret and we wreaked havoc. It was a great example of team work. I had to hide and repair the tank twice, but with Major Tom in the turret I didn't have to worry about our location being revealed or someone stealing the tank. Then we got tk'd by a bomber followed by: [JiF][AARP]Chip Saunders: Oops! We need a rule about old men playing on the server.

LOL!

Only Sly and I were on TS which he thought gave him the right to point out everytime he killed me. I can't remember if it was him or Lonewolf that advised me to "Swim, Tissue, swim" after sinking my carrier on Coral Sea.

Gotta get my Christmas cards done tonight, but I'll be on later this week.

[[JiF][AARP]Grimp]

I am sure that was an imposter TKing you. The real Saunders would never do something like that.

[[JiF]Sly Gambit]

Only Sly and I were on TS which he thought gave him the right to point out everytime he killed me. I can't remember if it was him or Lonewolf that advised me to "Swim, Tissue, swim" after sinking my carrier on Coral Sea.

Well I sunk the carrier but Lonewolf was the one mocking your swimming abilities. Besides I don't think I killed you at all. You were only against me on Coral Sea and I was busy AAing people before someone knifed me and forced me into a bomber. At that point I was duty-bound to sink your ship. You even shot me down my first run (I got the carrier on my second) so on the night it was 'Tissue 1, Sly 0'. Tissue in a AA gun is not a situation I like to encounter.

That might not look that impressive until you looked at everyone else's K:D ratios against me. vb

[[JiF]Sly Gambit]

Oh and I loved the round of Wake last night. It was 7v13 (humans) with 4 JiFfers on the 7 man, Japanese side and 0 JiFfers on the 13 man, US side.

Needless to say it ended quickly. And badly for the Americans. Apparantly Americans just aren't real Americans without JiF (even Canadian JiF!).

[[JiF]Stepovich]

I went on bf1942 again last night for a few maps. You ARRP guys gotta try it again. With all these noobs its like fish in a barrel.
I pretty much PWNED them all. Everywhere there is a noob in the headlights. Even the young JiFfers are pretty weak.
I dunno what I will do once they outlaw spanking in Mass.. I guess I will have to move.

Let me quote Walter "No brag.. just fact".

The appropriate responses to this post would be:

Thank you, may I have another.
Thank you for the lesson master.
How long have you been friends with Chuck?
I destroyed my BF CD and will never play again.
Don't hurt me, PLEASE!
You ARE the ONE!
Can I always be on your team?

This post alone, will be responsible for my return to Battlefield.

[[JiF]rIot]

I challenge Grimp to a 1v1, sudden death, winner takes all

[[JiF]LtWaterboy]

So if Step returns as well, that means my K:D Ratio should increase significantly, then!!

LT

ps. not sure how much this will be true since I just bought Crysis, COD4, Blacksite:Area 51, and Bioshock!!!

my one month of vacation is now all laid out!!! woohoo!!

[Splash0ut]

Do any of you guys remember the ninjas?