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I went on bf1942 again last night for a few maps. You ARRP guys gotta try it again. With all these noobs its like fish in a barrel.
I pretty much PWNED them all. Everywhere there is a noob in the headlights. Even the young JiFfers are pretty weak.
I dunno what I will do once they outlaw spanking in Mass.. I guess I will have to move.

Let me quote Walter "No brag.. just fact".

The appropriate responses to this post would be:

Thank you, may I have another.
Thank you for the lesson master.
How long have you been friends with Chuck?
I destroyed my BF CD and will never play again.
Don't hurt me, PLEASE!
You ARE the ONE!
Can I always be on your team?


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Is Doc playing for Grimp again? I remember the last time that happened. Grimp (Doc) was outside a window. I was third in line. We all had automatic weapons. Doc had a rifle. He popped out and nailed the lead guy. Then the second guy. I knew he was out there, of course. He popped out and got me too.
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[JiF][AARP]Tissueman wrote:Is Doc playing for Grimp again? I remember the last time that happened. Grimp (Doc) was outside a window. I was third in line. We all had automatic weapons. Doc had a rifle. He popped out and nailed the lead guy. Then the second guy. I knew he was out there, of course. He popped out and got me too.
Nah. It was Grimp. I think I killed him about 2 seconds after he showed up on the server. I'm not even sure I did it on purpose but it's hard to miss those extremely slow, old tank drivers who are taking up all the lanes on the Gazala highway and not letting anyone pass.

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[JiF][AARP]Grimp wrote:I went on bf1942 again last night for a few maps. You ARRP guys gotta try it again. With all these noobs its like fish in a barrel...
Grimp, you may wish to check your glasses. We non-AARP people call those fish "bots" :)
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n00bs and pwnage huh? Anytime you'd like to test my skill bring it on! I may not always get you first try, but I'm a determined player. Everyone has their good and bad days too from what I've noticed!
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Grimp, you may wish to check your glasses. We non-AARP people call those fish "bots" :)

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Does AARP stand for ancient & aged role player ? It would seem so to me the way he played last nite xx
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Sir Die-a-lot wrote:Does AARP stand for ancient & aged role player ? It would seem so to me the way he played last nite xx
Don't worry, Grimp! I'll be on tonight to avenge your honor. Wait. I'm going to Indy tonight. Well maybe Sat night if I remember.
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Grimp,

I know it's been a while but some input for you to remember:

it's alot harder to kill the people of the OPPOSITE color team.... ;)

ooh...wait...sorry, thought this was a post about Shuckerow.... ;)

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[JiF]LtWaterboy wrote:Grimp,

I know it's been a while but some input for you to remember:

it's alot harder to kill the people of the OPPOSITE color team.... ;)

ooh...wait...sorry, thought this was a post about Shuckerow.... ;)

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Come on now! He's not even around to defend himself! I'd take Shuck any day!
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[JiF][AARP]Tissueman wrote:
Don't worry, Grimp! I'll be on tonight to avenge your honor. Wait. I'm going to Indy tonight. Well maybe Sat night if I remember.
Not to worry. I think I killed three of them with green peppermint patties while out getting snacks at the convenience store :D Came back and was still alive. The bots are the only ones who can put up any kind of fight at all :shock:
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[JiF][AARP]Grimp wrote:I went on bf1942 again last night for a few maps. You ARRP guys gotta try it again. With all these noobs its like fish in a barrel.
I pretty much PWNED them all. Everywhere there is a noob in the headlights. Even the young JiFfers are pretty weak.
I dunno what I will do once they outlaw spanking in Mass.. I guess I will have to move.

Let me quote Walter "No brag.. just fact".

The appropriate responses to this post would be:

Thank you, may I have another.
Thank you for the lesson master.
How long have you been friends with Chuck?
I destroyed my BF CD and will never play again.
Don't hurt me, PLEASE!
You ARE the ONE!
Can I always be on your team?


:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Noobs? Hmmm!

I think those were BOTS you were killin! :lol:
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LOL
Let's schedule a JiF night and and see how the "senior" JiF's fare against the "young" JiF's
(senior/young as in membership, I can't claim young by age anymore) :)
You choose the teams and the maps
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[JiF][AARP]Grimp wrote:I went on bf1942 again last night for a few maps. You ARRP guys gotta try it again. With all these noobs its like fish in a barrel.
I pretty much PWNED them all. Everywhere there is a noob in the headlights. Even the young JiFfers are pretty weak.
I dunno what I will do once they outlaw spanking in Mass.. I guess I will have to move.

Let me quote Walter "No brag.. just fact".

The appropriate responses to this post would be:

Thank you, may I have another.
Thank you for the lesson master.
How long have you been friends with Chuck?
I destroyed my BF CD and will never play again.
Don't hurt me, PLEASE!
You ARE the ONE!
Can I always be on your team?


:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
I didn't notice this before but I have to ask. How do you spell AARP? :lol:
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Tissueman told me to spell it that way. He said Badger would catch it and say something :D
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